For the second installment of Two Minute Movies, here is the violent, spoiler-filled episode for Brad Pitt’s new war movie Fury. Enjoy.
Wardaddy: “Hey German. Look at my knife!” *STAB*
German: “You stabbed me in my eye!”
Wardaddy: “Let’s get out of here.”
General: “Go hook up with these other tanks and kill more Nazis.”
Wardaddy: “Cool. But I need a new guy.”
General: “Here’s a new guy. He’s been…
It is April 1945. American tanks are out-gunned and out-armored by the German tanks. Don “Wardaddy” Collier (Brad Pitt) commands the Fury tank. He has promised his crew, Boyd “Bible” Swan (Shia LaBeouf), Trini “Gordo” Carcia (Michael Pena), and Grady “Coon Ass” Travis (John Bernthal) that he would keep them alive. So far, Don has kept his promise. When they return to the American base after an…
If you were thinking of seeing this year’s most terrifying movie, go ahead and read on. Annabelle is not that movie. (Full review here.) However, if you are thinking of seeing this movie, you may not want to read ahead. I’ve condensed the hour and a half movie to a 2 minute read.
Neighbor: “Ah! Don’t kill us!”
Daughter: *STAB STAB STAB*
Mom: “I think this house is haunted. We have…
Mia and John move to Sacramento, where John has just accepted a job as a doctor. Before moving, John threw away the collectible doll. Mia couldn’t stand to keep it, after the previous events.
When they move into…
Hank Palmer (Robert Downey Jr.) is a successful defense attorney in Chicago. He defends people he knows are guilty, and wins. Innocent people can’t afford him. During a case, he gets a call that his mother has passed away. He gets a continuance to travel to his hometown to attend the funeral.
When Hank gets back to Carlinville, Indiana, his father, Joseph (Robert Duvall), a well-respected judge…
A little song I wrote standing in my driveway at 6:25 this morning.
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely when I’m standing outside by myself
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit tired when I get out of bed so early
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit nervous when the Earth blocks the light from the sun
Turn around, every now and then I get a little…
I was doing some online training at work today. There were photos to go along with every slide. Instead of paying attention to the material presented, I was distracted by the images. I was making up dialogue or back stories for each image.
Below is what I learned from my “training.”
“I’m pretty sure one of these guys is going to kill me.” “I’m going to kill that guy.” “Not if I do it first.”
Nick (Ben Affleck) and Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) are celebrating their fifth anniversary. Unfortunately, Nick and Amy have been going through difficult times in their marriage. It started when the recession hit and both were laid off from their jobs. Nick moved Amy to Missouri to take care of his mother, who had cancer.
Nick has been dreading his wife’s annual scavenger hunt. She leaves clues for…