Papi of Six

Because I can't be contained to one site, this is an extension of Papi's Wordpress Blog

October 20, 2014 12:00 pm

Two Minute Movies: Fury


For the second installment of Two Minute Movies, here is the violent, spoiler-filled episode for Brad Pitt’s new war movie Fury. Enjoy.

Wardaddy: “Hey German. Look at my knife!” *STAB*

German: “You stabbed me in my eye!”

Wardaddy: “Let’s get out of here.”

General: “Go hook up with these other tanks and kill more Nazis.”

Wardaddy: “Cool. But I need a new guy.”

General: “Here’s a new guy. He’s been…

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October 17, 2014 12:40 pm


Movie Review: Brad Pitt goes to war. Fury


FuryIt is April 1945. American tanks are out-gunned and out-armored by the German tanks. Don “Wardaddy” Collier (Brad Pitt) commands the Fury tank. He has promised his crew, Boyd “Bible” Swan (Shia LaBeouf), Trini “Gordo” Carcia (Michael Pena), and Grady “Coon Ass” Travis (John Bernthal) that he would keep them alive. So far, Don has kept his promise. When they return to the American base after an…

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October 14, 2014 5:02 pm

Two Minute Movies: Annabelle



If you were thinking of seeing this year’s most terrifying movie, go ahead and read on. Annabelle is not that movie. (Full review here.) However, if you are thinking of seeing this movie, you may not want to read ahead. I’ve condensed the hour and a half movie to a 2 minute read.

Neighbor: “Ah! Don’t kill us!”

Daughter: *STAB STAB STAB*

Mom: “I think this house is haunted. We have…

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October 13, 2014 5:01 pm


Movie Review: A creepy doll is creepy. Annabelle


AnnabelleMia (Annabelle Wallis) and John Gordon (Ward Horton) are expecting their first child. After a traumatizing event, Mia suspects that a collectible doll John found for her may be haunted.

Mia and John move to Sacramento, where John has just accepted a job as a doctor. Before moving, John threw away the collectible doll. Mia couldn’t stand to keep it, after the previous events.

When they move into…

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October 12, 2014 4:31 pm
Post-Vortex #kingsisland  (at Kings Island)

Post-Vortex #kingsisland (at Kings Island)

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The crew. #kingsisland (at Kings Island)

The crew. #kingsisland (at Kings Island)

October 10, 2014 12:01 pm

The Judge

Movie Review: Robert Downey Jr. takes on his toughest client. The Judge

The Judge

The JudgeHank Palmer (Robert Downey Jr.) is a successful defense attorney in Chicago. He defends people he knows are guilty, and wins. Innocent people can’t afford him. During a case, he gets a call that his mother has passed away. He gets a continuance to travel to his hometown to attend the funeral.

When Hank gets back to Carlinville, Indiana, his father, Joseph (Robert Duvall), a well-respected judge…

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October 8, 2014 9:48 am

Turn around, bright eyes

Turn around, bright eyes

lunar eclipse

A little song I wrote standing in my driveway at 6:25 this morning.

Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely when I’m standing outside by myself
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit tired when I get out of bed so early
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit nervous when the Earth blocks the light from the sun
Turn around, every now and then I get a little…

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October 7, 2014 7:39 pm

I learned nothing

I was doing some online training at work today. There were photos to go along with every slide. Instead of paying attention to the material presented, I was distracted by the images. I was making up dialogue or back stories for each image.

Below is what I learned from my “training.”


“I’m pretty sure one of these guys is going to kill me.” “I’m going to kill that guy.” “Not if I do it first.”



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October 3, 2014 8:09 pm

Gone Girl

Movie Review: Secrets, lies, and a diabolical plan. Gone Girl

Gone Girl

Gone GirlNick (Ben Affleck) and Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) are celebrating their fifth anniversary. Unfortunately, Nick and Amy have been going through difficult times in their marriage. It started when the recession hit and both were laid off from their jobs. Nick moved Amy to Missouri to take care of his mother, who had cancer.

Nick has been dreading his wife’s annual scavenger hunt. She leaves clues for…

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